Guilty Pleasures: White Girl Rappers

Hey everyone has their guilty pleasures, it's just hat some happen to be more politically incorrect than others.  Guess which one this playlist falls into.

Guilty Pleasure: White Girl Rappers from ninakguzman on 8tracks Radio.

How to Trick People Into Thinking You Are a New Yorker

SJP seconds before New York brings her back to earth (X)

Don’t ever use the sidewalk:

Sidewalks are for tourists, and walking signs don’t exist

Don’t smile, ever:

Smiling implies that you have a soul which is a dead give away of your transplant status.  The only acceptable emotions are annoyance and disdain.

Push an old lady on the subway:

Seats on the subway are prime real estate, and you have to stake your land regardless of who you need to trample over to do so.  Mercy is weakness, which you can't afford to show in a city that considers sardine cans as adequate transportation.

Don’t look up:

If you wanted to look at skycrapers you should have moved to Long Island

Don’t stop moving:

Every day is like the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. But in this lazy metaphor, NYC is the bull and you are the idiot who thought wearing red was a good idea.

Empathy is the best policy:

NYC is pretty much  a screaming child that fights for your attention 24/7.  So do what any great parent or camp counselor would do and just ignore it and hopefully it won't kill you in your sleep.