15 April, 2012

A blogger is born

I have done it. I have succumb to the ways of the interwebz and am now a blogger. What would Virginia and Sylvia think of me? A young writer with so much promise, so much wit, and so much fashionable flair, selling her literary soul to the masses for what? Just so she can have a valid excuse for not doing her English homework?

Well you know what Virginia and Sylvia, maybe if you two had a blogspot maybe you both would have died happy old ladies snuggled tightly with your Macbook like how I intend to go.

I always thought I would be spending my procrastination time writing the great American novel but I guess this blog will do. I really don't know much about blogging and I am not tech savvy at all, though if my Creative Writing major says anything it means more time I'm suppose to be writing papers spent learning how to make a music playlist and Youtube videos.

So why read my blog? Well first of all, let's celebrate the fact that you can read and second, let's celebrate the fact you actually found this blog under the masses of search links that come up under "manic pixie queer girl". So if you found this blog by persevering through the treacherous seas of the blogosphere or are one of my friends that I have forced to read this, I promise I will make this worth your time and your optical sensory organ.
Work I need to finish in the next few days:
A research paper on Bleak House (8 pages)
A research paper and a presentation on Riot Grrrl (6 pages) (p.s. I know this sounds fun, trust me it isn't)
A paper for my Women in Victorian British Literature class (7 pages)
A book review for my Religion class (1,500 words)

What I have been doing instead of working on the above mention items:
Watching Hello Dolly! and Gypsy
staring at the ceiling
trying on outfits for my make believe lookbook
brushing my teeth
watching Youtube videos of Dita von Teese
not cleaning
ignoring my roommates
getting ready for my first day of work
reading stripper blogs
missing my girlfriend
checking my tumblr and pinterest repeatedly
and a little bit of masturbating on the side