A research paper on Bleak House (8 pages)
A research paper and a presentation on Riot Grrrl (6 pages) (p.s. I know this sounds fun, trust me it isn't)
A paper for my Women in Victorian British Literature class (7 pages)
A book review for my Religion class (1,500 words)
What I have been doing instead of working on the above mention items:
Watching Hello Dolly! and Gypsy
staring at the ceiling
trying on outfits for my make believe lookbook
brushing my teeth
watching Youtube videos of Dita von Teese
not cleaning
ignoring my roommates
getting ready for my first day of work
reading stripper blogs
missing my girlfriend
checking my tumblr and pinterest repeatedly
and a little bit of masturbating on the side
